By Any Other Name

I recently received an email from a rather concerned Marine.

Dearest jessica, it is with trepidation in my heart that i write you tonight. If it wasnt bad enough to see that the year in which we met was labeled *forgettable*, i also saw that your first ever jarhead fan didnt rate even a single mention in your year end summary.

Alex speaks, of course, of the fact that, when archiving the previous year's blog entries, I labeled 2006 "The Forgettable Year".

It bears noting that, despite Alex's protestations, he and I did not actually meet in 2006 but rather in September of 2005, and the fact that he apparently doesn't even remember this simple fact has basically destroyed any moral high ground that might have allowed him to feel legitimately aggrieved.

However, because I am a kindly soul I have decided to alter the current archival title of my 2006 blog entries. I have not yet set upon a suitable replacement; however, several ideas are bouncing around in my head, and they include....

• The Year In Which I Talked To Matt Drudge
  
• The Year I Fell In Love With Doctor McCoy
  
• The Year Of Annoying Phone Calls
  
• The Year Of Tarzan Fixation
  
• The Year People Searching For Child Porn Started Coming To My Website In Excessive Numbers
  
• The Year I Almost Died After Watching This Video
• The Year I Went To A Neo Nazi Rally
  
• The Year The Words "Kirk's" "Supple" "Buttocks" Entered My Vocabulary In A New And Frightening Way

So, those are the choices I have come up with thus far. Cast your vote or write in your own title. Alex's contentment depends upon this.