What Things May Come

We are but two days into the year 2007 and it remains to be seen how the next 363 days will play out.

I would be lying if I claimed I did not have my doubts and worries, and I believe I have good cause to enter this year with trepidation. I was looking at the statistics for my website, and I was troubled when I discovered that the first search term of 2007 which brought someone to my website was the key phrase "naked children".

I think it bodes ill for my website that the very first search engine surfer to visit it this year came on a quest for child pornography, and I'm laying the blame for that squarely on Tarzan's bronzed and oiled shoulders.

However, although we are faced with one omen of ill fortune, we are also presented with another omen of good luck....

Spock Boy has finally completed the director's cut of a video that first aired back in the middle of November. Yes, I speak of "Hairy Bones", only this version is longer, funnier, and features the bridge crew of the USS Enterprise.

Child pr0n searches aside, when a year begins with me starring in a Star Trek video that not only involves the Enterprise being menaced by a giant hairy arm but also features Dr. McCoy rapping, you know it has got to have possibilities.